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July 20
kattt: (via scout) Oh my goodness. For an ENTIRE YEAR I have been insisting to anyone who will listen that Dachshunds wearing glasses look like Woody Allen! I mostly referenced a picture of a Dachshund where I drew glasses on his face with MS Paint. Guys, if that Dachshund didn’t have a chubby puppy face and wasn’t wearing WIRE FRAMED glasses, you would all suddenly realize my genius.

kattt:

(via scout)

Oh my goodness. For an ENTIRE YEAR I have been insisting to anyone who will listen that Dachshunds wearing glasses look like Woody Allen! I mostly referenced a picture of a Dachshund where I drew glasses on his face with MS Paint.

Guys, if that Dachshund didn’t have a chubby puppy face and wasn’t wearing WIRE FRAMED glasses, you would all suddenly realize my genius.