Wait, what.

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My manager and assistant manager have been fighting for the past 4 months and things have never been going better for me at work.

I’m pretty sure my boss is trying to get me on her “side”, what with the drunken phone calls, punching me in several hours early and saying I can come in late.

Today I was suppose to be in at one. It’s 2:44! I’ve been punched in for over an hour, you guys!  I’ve been punched in and I’m at home and I’m not even wearing pants.

I don’t have to go in until 5. This is the life?