Wait, what.

My favorite swear word is "motherfucker", closely followed by "dick". I like learning about circus-type freaks and other abnormalities. I'm a completely mediocre person. You either sort of like me or you sort of like me. E-Mail AIM

July 17

Why is my five year old brother so much cooler than me?

This is last December. It puts all other Mall Santa photos to absolute shame.