Why did something I post have to show up on the tumblr radar this week. Why couldn’t this have happened 2 weeks ago. 2 weeks ago I’m pretty sure that I was so much funnier. Remember that awesome Hot Asian/Pokemon joke I made, guys? Oh man. I do. That was my peak. My zenith.
I have no news except that today when I went to the dermatologist, on 1 hour of sleep, he told me that I had a normal chest. I know he was talking acne/sun-cancer freckles wise, but it made me realize that that’s the kind of man I’m looking for. Compliments make me uncomfortable, so having someone tell me that I had a normal rack and average eyes would be ideal.
“Your hair is typical.”
HOT.