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July 8
It’s a fucking crime that Bear Grylls exists— For about 5 minutes I’ve been trying to finish that sentence with tact and grace, but who am I kidding. Neither of those words apply to me and since I shouldn’t talk about what I want in my vagina on the internet, I will not end that sentence.

It’s a fucking crime that Bear Grylls exists—

For about 5 minutes I’ve been trying to finish that sentence with tact and grace, but who am I kidding. Neither of those words apply to me and since I shouldn’t talk about what I want in my vagina on the internet, I will not end that sentence.