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My favorite swear word is "motherfucker", closely followed by "dick". I like learning about circus-type freaks and other abnormalities. I'm a completely mediocre person. You either sort of like me or you sort of like me. E-Mail AIM

July 1

Did I ever tell you about the time a customer asked me about my dog and I was like, “Oh, I have a picture!” and then he was like, “Sweetie… I’m blind.”

And then I died forever.