My favorite swear word is "motherfucker", closely followed by "dick". I like learning about circus-type freaks and other abnormalities. I'm a completely mediocre person. You either sort of like me or you sort of like me. E-Mail AIM
20 May 08

PS, I hope I’m not jinxing it but this summer has been awesome.

Even puking during Whale Watch ‘08 wasn’t even that bad in retrospect. I mean, where else can me and several people expel vomit from our mouths into the same trash bag at nearly the same time and not be embarrassed or ashamed as we realize we’re all looking at each other vomit?

That trashbag is a symbolical melting pot of shared experiences; it’s symbolic of life, really. And America. and Barack Obama. And math. Also the rise of the Roman Empire, but not the fall.

(I don’t know why I sometimes write silly things for no reason even when they don’t make me laugh. I know nothing above is funny, it’s merely silly and most of you probably think it’s stupid. Ah well.)