I went to a really fun party and the girl I went with and I were the only straight girls at the ENTIRE party. I am not exaggerating even a teeny bit. Lesbian Central, you guys.
We met a foreign man with an interesting name. When he introduced himself I laughed right in his face because I thought he was lying. So that was a great first impression. 5 of us Hardcore Ragers were up hours past everyone else, where my friend and I discovered this Foreigner was slightly Larry David-esque, getting annoyed, angry and funny at the most ridiculous things and also he rolled my joint for me. Obviously I am strangely attracted to this man because these qualities, coupled with the fact that he laughed at my jokes (I’m vain and also need constant reassurance due to low self esteem) are all I require to want to bang someone. Later at breakfast, I found out he was a quarter Jewish so then it pretty much all made sense.
Funniest Part of the Night: All of us coming up with the spoof of Charlie Wilson’s War, Charlie Murphy’s War. I’ve never seen Charlie Wilson’s War, but I feel like this only helped me when I contributed my part of this fake film. I enjoy when humor gets collaborative. And is fueled by beer.