- Me: do you watch bear grylls?
- Marissa: sometimes
- Me: i find him as hot as mike rowe.
- Me: hotter, even
- Marissa: haha well he is pretty hot
- Me: he's so manly and always covered with blood and mud and i'm like I WANT YOU
- Marissa: mike is like the quirky hot
- Me: definitely
- Marissa: yeah bear is like the take me now hot