Memmmorrriess
During the first couple months of high school, Marissa and I totally enjoyed looking at this hot, older dude. Me and Marissa’s friendship has always been based on talking about our dogs and hot, older men, so we would spend an endless amount of time talking about the hot guy we saw that day, neither aware we were talking about the same upper classman.
One day, months later, he broke his ankle and only then did we realize we were talking about the same guy.
Anyways, Freshman, Sophomore and Junior year bus rides home were basically spent making endless amounts of sexual innuendos on this dude’s behalf. Dirty, funny sexual innuendos that never seemed to end. No cock joke was too small, no cum shot joke too gross.
I totally miss that. I also totally miss that hot guy’s ass. He had just the most fantastic ass either of have ever seen and every Thanksgiving we attend the high school football game in an effort to catch him watching it from the bleachers. The good years are when he’s standing off to the side, the bad years are when he’s sitting down. Those are the years we leave 30 minutes into the game.