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My favorite swear word is "motherfucker", closely followed by "dick". I like learning about circus-type freaks and other abnormalities. I'm a completely mediocre person. You either sort of like me or you sort of like me. E-Mail AIM

May 10

Depending on my mood and estrogen levels I have two thoughts that consume my entire mind, body and soul while watching Jon and Kate Plus 8:

1. Jesus Christ, thank god I am young with a womb that has never seen a fetus or eight. Ugh.

2. I want that. Why can’t I have that. I just want 8 half-Korean babies running around me all of the time. Oh my god, I need to start a family with a rich man.