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10 May 08

Often when we get new dogs in at work there is at least one puppy that is so goddamn cute, so fucking precious, that the only thing I can do is mock shake it in the air and say “Shakkkkeeeennn puppppy syndrome” in a baby voice. I don’t know why. Something about fake injuring a puppy while making fun of a really sad syndrome that happens with babies is sort of fun? 

Anyways, yesterday when this happened a cop looked at me and wouldn’t stop looking at me until I ran away into the backroom until he left.

I’m just going to pretend he couldn’t stop looking at me because of my CHARM AND WIT, rather than my INSENSITIVITY AND FUCKING AWFULNESS.