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My favorite swear word is "motherfucker", closely followed by "dick". I like learning about circus-type freaks and other abnormalities. I'm a completely mediocre person. You either sort of like me or you sort of like me. E-Mail AIM
I don’t understand why Maria Bamford isn’t the most famous woman in America right now. She is incredible and I wish there was a way you could take an egg and an egg and make a fetus because I want to have children with her.