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My favorite swear word is "motherfucker", closely followed by "dick". I like learning about circus-type freaks and other abnormalities. I'm a completely mediocre person. You either sort of like me or you sort of like me. E-Mail AIM
May 9

How 10 Well-Known Beverages Got Their Names

didyouevernotice:

Squirt – So-named because it “Squirts” in your mouth like a ripe grapefruit.

(via mental_floss Blog)

Squirt was my nickname until about age 10 (when I grew from cheeky child to selfish bitch). I have never been able to figure out WHY this is embarrassing, but it clearly is.